| someone at school: | what are you listening to? |
| me: | no one you know or like |
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(via but-im-only-human)
Do you really sleep in a nightcap, like the one you wore on your ABC-TV special Goin’ Back To Indiana?
There’s a picture of me in that nightcap in this issue- but the truth is I really don’t wear one in real life. That was just a skit for our special. As for my real bedtime secret- I wear regular ole pajamas- just like most boys do!(The Jackson 5 answer 50 funnky ?s! 1971)
(via mjcanyoufeelit)
OH MY GOD MICHAEL. With the hair and the face and the smile—-stop it already! I cannot handle you being cute and sexy at the same time.
(via takemybluesaway)
